Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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