Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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