I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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