dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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