He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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