I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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