question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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