the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I think people are normalizing furries
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