I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Vodka?
Forever.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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