it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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