We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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