The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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