Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I can't turn off my feet"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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