Christians are straight up FREAKS
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Drunk is not a location!
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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