I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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