Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Randomize
