Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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