New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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