Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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