Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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