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Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
now i know why i became what i already was.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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