Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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