you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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