Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Ketchup is God's man juice
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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