She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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