He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
A Guy Sent A Woman What May Be The Craziest Breakup Text Ever
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
28 Completely Safe For Work Pictures Of Genitals
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.