kristin has been a bad kristin
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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