im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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