Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He did a backflip because drugs
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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