do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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