I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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