Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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