Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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