i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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