Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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