don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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