I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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