I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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