remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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