How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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