did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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