Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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