go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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