would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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