Do vagina's smell?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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