No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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