You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?