HIV tests are more positive than that guy
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
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the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow