Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.