weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
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totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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