i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
Randomize