Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude