we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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