is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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