I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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