At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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