hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
what the fuck happened to the tacos
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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