: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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