We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
no, he came in my armpit
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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