hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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