hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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