Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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