The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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