im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
50% drunk capacity currently
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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