found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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