He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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